I loved to call my son with this manja name " sudu" (spoon). His name is of course a much better one. So there I was "spooning" him everyday until one day...
We were travelling home when I asked him, " So Sudu, if the teacher asks for your name, what should you say?
I prompted him by saying,
" Muhammad..."
" Suduuuuuuu..." came his cheerful and innocent reply ! OMG!!